Lord of the flyswatter

Feh. Today I am trying to kill as many flys as possible. For some reason flys have decided to create a new nation in my office. After searching for the obligatory forgotten severed head of pig stuck atop spear, the honing of my fly killing skills commenced! I purchased a highly effective electric fly killing device. It looks like a small racket, but instead of string it features electro-shock fly sparkers. Although fly killing is not exactly my lifes work--life is a string of days. Today I am a calculated killer.