Typical Friday Night

What are you doing on a typical Friday night?

Is this a game-show question or what? Ok, sure, I will play along...
[Cut to me]

Me: You want the one-word answer?
(canned laughter/uncomfortable pause)

Game Show Guy: Heh-Heh, sure-sure, heh-heh, go ons and give us a little for instance.

Me: Well, I very rarely ever am home, so my for instance would be come home after a crazy week, and enjoy as much sun as I could. Then I might just chill down into my home zone with some good music, light my two Candles. Read a little, write a little, then call up some friends and see what is going on.

Game Show Guy. Wow, are you wacky or what!
(Applause! Applause!)

[fade out]